[looks at her profile where it lists lying under her skills]
Yeah! You know. Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you crave the flesh of your enemies or whatever. Sometimes you pillage a village. And sometimes you just want a muffin.
You never know what you're gonna get. [she says cheerfully, putting in change for a bag of chips.] Like how if you open a drawer in the kitchen there might be a bunch of cream cheese in there. Or if you look in your bed you might find a bunch of cola. And then you go whoa! How did that get there, I surely don't know!
And then --
[makes explosion noises with her mouth
why, idk. she just does. sometimes you talk to yourself a lot and it's a hard habit to break.]
If I ever find a bunch of cola in my bed I refuse to show mercy to whoever's responsible. [ just to make that clear. but also like. yeah. it's fine. sometimes you are so used to being alone you just talk to yourself, he absolutely gets that. it's not weird. maybe they're both weird.
...it's probably that they're both weird. ]
Are you the one who was responsible for all of the cola all over the hotel, by the way?
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Yeah! You know. Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you crave the flesh of your enemies or whatever. Sometimes you pillage a village. And sometimes you just want a muffin.
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Sure. That's how I feel every morning without my first cup of coffee. [ deadpan. ] Always a new adventure. At least it breaks up the routine.
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And then --
[makes explosion noises with her mouth
why, idk. she just does. sometimes you talk to yourself a lot and it's a hard habit to break.]
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...it's probably that they're both weird. ]
Are you the one who was responsible for all of the cola all over the hotel, by the way?
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she pauses in where she's doing godzilla motions, and then:]
Nope. Whoever did it is hilarious, though. It made so many people so mad.
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It probably made people mad because we still have to live here. And we don't have an option to make it less gross.
[ he's truly just like "i have been in more disgusting scenarios so who cares." ]
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[shrug.]
They said housing is coming, so it's fine.
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Should be tomorrow. Are you planning to actually stay in yours?
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[either that or she's going to hide in ace's dorm and pretend like she isn't living there]
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Oh yeah? That was nice of him. Guess he can't go back on his word now, can he?
[ the good thing is will invited nico before this so he doesn't have to be lowkey jealous of a catgirl. ]
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he'll very quickly learn that nimona is Not Interested anyway so it's fine]
I mean, he could. People do.
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People do. Even people here might do that. But he won't.
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Yeah? You seem sure.
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