See? That's what I'm saying. [ he's grinning because this is funny, but kind of in the way people do when they're still not owning up to just being full of shit. he makes a face when her paws squish his cheeks, but he does smile?
it is possible that as a child of hades his teeth look a tiny bit sharper than average. i would believe nico would do this. but also no he's pretty normal. ]
A lot of people have been depowered here. Why wouldn't that include me?
[she doesn't believe he's a real vampire for a second but she's so amused by this conversation and - well, how easy it is. he just goes with it. it's a novelty, to have someone to talk to.]
If you try and suck my blood I'm going to suplex you to the center of the earth. For the record. [teehee.] You should definitely try to eat that fox guy, I bet he's tasty.
[ they are walking through aisles of rugs while this is happening, but it's obvious he's only half-watching where he's going. it's easy enough to joke around about things that don't mean much. also i truly went "which one" myself there are many foxes. ]
Luckily for you, my doctor has me on a strict no-blood diet. That may or may not include foxes.
Vintage. [ no, that's not it. ] That's unfortunate. Having something soft can make a difference. [ he says, as she's busy purring. ] We can get this one for the floor at least and maybe some others in a good shade for the walls? More color for you.
Yeah. Yeah yeah. [she agrees, almost absently, and then it like registers for real a second later.] Some of the ones that don't have good textures, in other colors. They don't all have to be pink, this one's good for that.
[hops up and down on his shoulder a couple of times!!] You wanna help me put them up?
You know what might look kind of cool? Black and white tiger stripes for the walls. [ it's a compromise, he just likes black. he does adjust his stance so she doesn't fall while he's grabbing this pink fluffy monstrosity. ]
But sure. I can figure out how to use a hammer just as good as anybody else. [ jokes. he could use something to do anyway. ] It's easier if there's two of us doing it anyway.
You could get a different animal pattern to really prove that point. [ don't. ] But okay. Pick your second favorite color and we'll pick a few of those. What kind of drawings?
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Your coffin! You're not a vampire, I've seen you in the daylight! [throws her cat hands in the air]
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How do you know I'm not a special kind of vampire? My place at home doesn't have windows specifically to block out the sun.
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... Fair, you could be a sun resistant vampire. [pokes his face with a claw. gently.] Let me see your teeth!
[squishes his face with her paws.]
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it is possible that as a child of hades his teeth look a tiny bit sharper than average. i would believe nico would do this. but also no he's pretty normal. ]
A lot of people have been depowered here. Why wouldn't that include me?
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If you try and suck my blood I'm going to suplex you to the center of the earth. For the record. [teehee.] You should definitely try to eat that fox guy, I bet he's tasty.
[which one there are like 4]
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Luckily for you, my doctor has me on a strict no-blood diet. That may or may not include foxes.
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[makes a tblthththttht sound. somehow. she's a cat, i don't think cats have the ability to make this sound, but she does it anyway.]
Oh, wait, wait wait wait, that one. [points at one of the rugs]
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Hey, I've already been told off more than once for ignoring doctor's orders. I'm not pushing it. [ haha. but oh. that is. so deeply pink. ]
It's...really fluffy. [ this child is a demigod and it means he immediately walks forward to touch. ] Take a look.
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it's fine, she also wants to touch. he moves forward and she immediately starts purring as she smooshes her face against it. yes good. fuzzy fluff.]
This is perfect. Ugh, they don't have rugs like this in the Kingdom, they're all about stone floors right now.
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Vintage. [ no, that's not it. ] That's unfortunate. Having something soft can make a difference. [ he says, as she's busy purring. ] We can get this one for the floor at least and maybe some others in a good shade for the walls? More color for you.
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[hops up and down on his shoulder a couple of times!!] You wanna help me put them up?
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You know what might look kind of cool? Black and white tiger stripes for the walls. [ it's a compromise, he just likes black. he does adjust his stance so she doesn't fall while he's grabbing this pink fluffy monstrosity. ]
But sure. I can figure out how to use a hammer just as good as anybody else. [ jokes. he could use something to do anyway. ] It's easier if there's two of us doing it anyway.
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[nimona like if i show allegiance to anything i will throw myself INTO the sea]
I can show you my cool drawings when we go back.
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