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hmmeow but theres all these fans of us out there somewhere aint there so it could be traded fro somehtin

😼😼😼

[Is he going to start scamming citizens— maybe, who let him in the heroes club even.]

moneys so weird here even casinos not a big deal..

you could try
you'd probably be able to get some good money if they're signed by certain heroes too
the money situation is...weird.
i'm not complaning because i like being able to afford things
but it does make you wonder what we're actually paying for

[ is this going to end up in an ultimatum of "you got infinite money and now you have to do something you won't like?" we just don't know. ]

the life of celebrities sure is full of flowers maybe ill go trade for signatures isntead

[Reigen might have the market cornered on that, though.]

our faces???? havin heros shopping anywheres good for business meow thats what the meowchants at homed say

[why must the puns be in text too]

[ it takes him a few moments to decipher this. ]

is that your way of telling me you actually have heroes at home too?
or people like that

[Frankly it's a miracle his texts are coherent at all. A meowracle.]

doesnt everyone have those 🐱🐱 but of course i was dressed up as the biggest one the first week even

[He's still kind of?? Dressed as one?? He just turned the kigurumi into a kittygurumi in the interim. Go figure.]

not everyone
i mean we do but not everyone
i don't remember what everyone was wearing that first week, i was too busy trying to get my clothes back to stop being a thunder mouse

now thats more of a surprise than havin so many animals and animal folk around ❗❗ why were you a thunder mouse, somethin to do with elektricity meow??

on our end its the saint of the single flower thats been the hero for about 1000 years, everybody elses just a knockoff 🐈‍⬛

i have not put a lot of thought into why i was in that particular costume
i'm sure that had something to do with it
or because someone thought it was funny to put me in bright yellow
i guess i should clarify i don't mean literally
...the saint of a flower?

[ :o hans explain. ]

thunder an light aint that different so maybe thats that

[The bright yellow would have been kind of funny, though, too bad he missed that particular sighting and/or didn't realize it was the local goth at the time. ☆]

saint of the single flowers the big powerful meowgic user that beat up the demon god an freed the world from darkness and all that good stuff, course like i said every other heros got a bit of her

hm
maybe it is
anyway...
she sounds really powerful
is she still around? or a hero everyone still idolizes?

powerful might not even be enough, i mean its complicated but shes still around...

but shes all aged so you can imagine how that went 🙀🙀

sounds a little similar to some of our deities back home, too
around and influencing everything
but not enough to actively do things and relying on other heroes to do the little things

wouldnt call her a deity technically though theres plenty of people prayin to her when they really gotta 😸 what she did is split most of her power in between six heros thats supposed to get the demon god, thing keeps wakin up since nobodys killed it yet

the demon. god.
okay so...
why hasn't anyone killed it yet?
something powerful?
do the six heroes at least know each other?

heard they called it that cause they didnt know what else to call it

[This is not really correct at all but since when do cattes give accurate history lessons.]

even the saint herself couldnt kill it 🙀❓❔ so i reckon nobody elses got a chance hell or theres somethin were missin.. anyway six heros get a fancy flower crest each so aint like theyre just bumblin round the continent otherwise demon god woulda won ages ago

guess that's just as good a name as any
sounds like a huge problem though if it's something currently unbeatable
but good to know
you'd be surprised how many people are fighting for the same goal and don't actually meet right away
in some cases they may not even know the other people exist

meow you can beat it it just goes back to sleep i guess??? sides theres the advantage that its a legend passed down for like 1000 years you gotta meet up at x spot if you get a crest so i guess at least she knew how to plan ahead

but what happens if you don't actually get to that spot?
like if something happens to you or you die or something before then?

happened before that one of em died before they even got to the vilelands 🙀🙀 demon gods got underlings too and they get smarter every time but i guess thats why theres six heros and not two or somethin

does the hero who gets killed ever get replaced so there's always six then?

nope aint never that easy is it? snooze you lose so its a valid strategy when the fiends go out an meowder the six or start killin any candidates fore they even get their crest 💥💥💥

hey, can you blame a guy for hoping it'd suck less?
makes your job way more difficult though

wouldnt it be more disappointin if fiends hadnt learned anything in thousands of years 🐈‍⬛❓❔

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meowst people never figure out its my job though what gave it away

depends on what you count as a fiend and what the fiends are really going to do
it doesn't hurt that your profile literally says assassination
so maybe i assumed a little from that
also you know a lot about this subject for someone who isn't related to it so...figured there was that too

fiends come from the demon god so thats an easy one 😼 if it aint demon god spawn it aint a fiend even if it looks like one!! waht theyre goin to do is meowre complicated

[So like, it's somehow simple and complicated at the same time, much like just about all else Rokka-flavored.]

meoww im more of a kills humans kinda guy most of the time but fiends are fun to kill 🌟🌟 though all of its common knowledge the whole continent over anyway

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