PC: HANS 💀

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w1 thursday

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[ sometime later in the day, hans gets a text! it is a copy of their white paper from their adventure.

then there is a second text. ]

how much did you scam out of everyone who was outside?

[ lmao. ]

[myadsharp]

🐱🐱🐱❗❗

[Consider that a thank you for the paper!! He probably remembers what it says but it's always nice to have not-quite-physical proof. Digital is weird but he'll live. ☆]

meow i wouldnt call it scamming so much, ive just got a bunch o junk for some reason, why does everyone carry all these cards around

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[ listen man he also thinks digital is kind of weird sometimes, we are in weird times. case in point, he's briefly fascinated by the emojis before moving on. ]

what, the trading cards?
it's a popular game
unless there's a whole other set of cards i know nothing about

[myadsharp]

ive heard of card games but this is the first ive ever heard of makin a game out of moving cards around. is it like theyre money and youre supposed to get presents with them like the other ordering things

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not even close
i mean yeah there are trading card games where your cards can be worth a TON of money if they're really rare or exclusive
some of these cards might be
ones that are limited-edition and stuff
but i guess you could try to trade a card for an item
someone might actually go through with it

[myadsharp]

hmmeow but theres all these fans of us out there somewhere aint there so it could be traded fro somehtin

😼😼😼

[Is he going to start scamming citizens— maybe, who let him in the heroes club even.]

moneys so weird here even casinos not a big deal..

w1 sunday

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[ he'd been here mostly to see if the konbini was doing better post-repairs, but upon seeing hans he does stop and gives him a brief nod. ]

Are you surprised things have gotten worse already? [ that's a nice normal thing to say, hi. ]

[myadsharp]

[Hans is mostly contemplating the reconstruction of the konbini as well, though it looks like it's winding down by now -- they've got other options and restaurants and sundry, certainly, but there's something to be said for the kon in convenience.

Nico's remark makes him cackle, though -- let's be real, he's about as adjacent to normal as a certain tiny toilet ghost is to pacifism.]

Ya think things've got worse? Why?

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[ yes since it is destroyed i guess they are outside. this sucks. ]

First of all, we had two people turn up dead Friday. What about that doesn't say worse to you? [ wry. but also. ] ...did you see the note the other three got after the heist was completed, actually?

[myadsharp]

[Not that he minds the fresh air, but he really should have stocked up on snack foods. The grocery just ain't quite the same when it comes to quick bites.]

Nyahihi... An' more places destroyed, but just the one guy in jail fer now. [and it'll probably stay the one guy, judging by how things are going; but also] One killer figurin' they're scot-free now if Argalia ain't blowin' smoke, but it ain't turned into a total brawl.

[Like, the worst-case scenario is probably just a battle royale. Is that really out of the question. After shaking his head to himself for a moment:]

I ain't seen the note, but I reckon it's got somethin' like ours?

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I think the assumption a lot of us have is Chiemi took out Norma before Argalia found her. He was cursed to lie. She must have been hiding something.

[ which...sucks. he does not like thinking of the circumstances, but so it goes. but he reaches into his pocket not long after. ]

You may as well see it yourself. It's close to ours, but a little different. [ he clicks it on, and he flips to the camera roll so hans can see a picture of a piece of paper! it says:

These heroes are unable to return to the worlds they call home while they have yet to win their competition. If a team loses, all those within the team, present and future, those worlds they hail from will come under the light of the moon. Those worlds will be forever changed with the loss of the heroes hailing from them. There is nothing better than a hero under distress.

By winning they will be putting their companions here at risk. By losing, their homes will be rewritten to be completely different, erasing their place within it. A dire situation indeed. A benefit no matter the outcome. ]

[myadsharp]

That'd tie it up nice an' neat, wouldn't it? She weren't plannin' to go down, fer one thing, but can't say I knew her enough to tell whether she was tryin' to shut him up or trip him up.

[Could be both! Sometimes you can hit two overly fluffy scythe user problems with one stone??? Hans is not like, the most enthusiastic mystery pursuer but maybe he's also just a gossip hunter. You never know.

He'll look over the extra bit of paper (digital) for a moment, frowning a little.]

Meeow... I noticed the moon was all funny but seems like the citizens 'round here haven't got a clue. What kinda horror moon goes out an' invades other worlds, anyway? [sorry2say they do not really have much in the way of alien tales where he comes from, so like what the fuck; he thinks things over for a moment, glancing at the sky, but at least the moon doesn't have a horror face] Sounds like some kinda meowghty complicated ritual they're runnin' here but I couldn't tell ya what for. Anybody out there that could confirm what's goin' on here?

W2 Thursday pre-curfew

[myadsharp]

[Things sure keep happening and the purikura booths are suddenly popular but this is like, after that sometime!!]

animal lifes really comin after you, huh? 🐱‍👤

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let's just say i'm becoming an advocate for animal rights after all of this
this was not what i expected

[myadsharp]

meow?? what were you expectin

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less corpses, for one thing
that was something i could have been ok with

[myadsharp]

🐈‍⬛‼️yall looked a bit more banged up than some corpsesd get up to, unless youre tellin me the corpses were also awake

[These things happen, to be fair.]

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i mean some of them were yeah
and usually i'm the one making them awake but that wasn't how it worked out this time
pretty inconvenient

[ it's so easy to be more cavalier over text thank gods for hans doing it this way. ]

w2 saturday

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[ anyway in jail, he shows up! and because the konbini was not fucking wrecked this week, he is probably offering two onigiris. ]

...I've never had them, but they've got fish in them.

[myadsharp]

Well, no time like the present, ain't it.

[He takes one onigiri! You are being assigned the other one, forcibly trying new foods: jail edition time is now.

Monch, monch; he's not eating particularly carefully, but it's also not as messy as you'd expect considering he's using his sleeves to eat this.]

Nyahihi... That store's got all the good food, even though it's way too small'n gets messed up all the time.

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Is that how that goes? [ vaguely amused...but he will take the other one, sure. he's picking at it, obviously not a big eater and taking a small bite anyway. ]

You know we have a grocery store, don't you? But I guess that place is better for something quick and easy. We usually stock up on snacks there. At least it was still in one piece this week?

[myadsharp]

There's a reason they try an' give prisoners last meals or somethin'? Well, I'm just usin' this fer energy.

[True to his word(?) he monches through half the onigiri and then just stashes it.

Hang in there, Nico, you can finish that onigiri before tomorrow morning probably.]

Meow, the grocery's useful in a different way, but there ain't nothin' like fresh-fried an' fresh-dished snack foods. We're gettin' better and better at breakin' more things the more places open up, now that ya mention it.

[RIP to everything that got destroyed tonight which he doesn't know about but like. Stares at the increasing amount of invest locations as we go along.]

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[ raising an eyebrow. ]

You have a long night ahead until tomorrow morning, so it only seemed fair. [ he says, wondering if he's feeding hans to give him just the right energy to murder his executioner instead somehow. ] If I'd known you liked the food there so much I would've brought you extra.

[ but he slips a hand in his pocket instead. ]

...not exactly a great place to be in though. [ especially if hans is actually innocent. ]

[myadsharp]

Always liked the night better, as a cat.

[He's a catte in catte jail. Who can say what the leftover food is for? ~itisameowstery.jpg~]

Meow, I was all stocked up fer all kinds o' mayhem tonight, but they ain't even lettin' us have snacks around here. Seems like they're real confident in jail cookin'.

[He tilts his head at the movement, yellow eyes bright in the gloom.]

Ain't my first time in a dungeon, though, an' this one's pretty cushy otherwise.

w7 tuesday

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[ hello catte. we are void for now unless you have a preference of location fyre because nico's just kind of wandering to get reacquainted to the idea of so many people being in the city. upon seeing hans though he does stop walking and nods his head in greeting. ]

How's it feel to be back?