HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES 🎃

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Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion...though you may have once known it as the Crimson Phoenix dorm. As you approach, you may find that the area is hardly recognizable. There are several tables set up outside hosting all sorts of activities, and at the front and center is a small, cheerfully crackling bonfire. Scattered around the outside are several fake tombstones with equally fake inscriptions painted on them and lit by soft glowing lights with various skeletons posed around the graveyard. In the front on the way to the main door is a twelve-foot skeleton dressed as a witch, and from here you can see three inflatable pumpkins on the roof. Approaching the dorm itself, you'll find that the outside has been decked out in lights and decor, and the inside is just as elaborate and extra. Terrible idea to give teenagers unlimited money and time on their hands, huh?

As you enter through the lobby, you'll find that you may be guided to enter a haunted maze. Adventurers beware...

...but for those of you who are more interested in the festivities upstairs, residents of Phoenix dorm will happily shuttle you up to the second floor in an elevator decked out with floating candles. Upon reaching this floor, you'll be greeted with the lounge. There are plenty of couches with red cushions and blankets for maximum comfort, and the entire floor is equally decorated. Various horror movies play on mute from the TV mounted against the wall, and music seems to reverberate throughout the dorm everywhere you go. Loud enough to enjoy, but not loud enough to disrupt conversation. Hanging from the ceiling there also appears to be a large pinata in the shape of the moon, a large wooden stick leaning against the wall with a bandana draped over the top...batter up!

The four bedrooms appear to be blocked off with caution tape, but the two bathrooms and the kitchen are open to everyone. And while there's a third floor...there's nothing of interest up there other than space and more decor to admire as you mingle.

The party's just getting started. Have fun and get spooky.

Comments

[foreverphantom]

[



pokes a finger into one of the eye carvings ]

[unsync]

This is rude.

[ But he doesn't react because the mystery is funnier. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well if it's not hurting mr. pumpkinhead...

pokes deeper. when will he hit something solid, and will it be eyeball? or pumpkin guts? ]

[unsync]

[ Neither because he's leaning back when he keeps trying it anyway. ]

What is wrong with you!

[foreverphantom]

[ recoils, pulling his hand out entirely and to himself ]

Ghastly gourds! Is it really so dastardly devious to want to know more about your peculiar pumpkin head?!

[unsync]

Wh --

[ If you could see his face he would be whitemanblinking.gif right now because he is so shook. ]

...Are you cursed again, Danny?

[foreverphantom]

[ sourly: ] Yes.

[ wait a minute, now that he's thinking about that voice-- ] ...Ryuki?

[unsync]

[ I hope that reaction was in Vlad's voice specifically btw. ]

Yes...

[ In the voice of a man tired of getting weirdly clowned every single week, not at Danny. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ help why would it be in vlad's voice ]

Have you been festooned into this festive fruit, or is this a permanent pumpkin permutation?

[ drags his hand down his face. he is so tired. ]

[unsync]

[ I just think the vocabulary is Vlad trying to be hip-core. ]

Points for alliteration, that's pretty impressive.

Uh... I hope it's not permanent. It's going to be really awkward if it was.

[foreverphantom]

[ you have no idea how much cringier vlad trying to be hip would be ]

Have you tried removing it?

[unsync]

Well... it's not hurting me or anyone else, and seems appropriate enough for the situation, so...

I figured it would be fine.

[foreverphantom]

What will you do if it is permanent?

[unsync]

I guess... there isn't much I can do if it is permanent, is there.

I'll look for a cure, probably.