NIMONA 💀

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[ very funny, he actually wouldn't mind. but it's fine. walkies. ]

Something like that. It would then become more about asking in increasingly annoying ways until either they agree with me, or I find a different route to get what I want.

[sharkgirl]

[normally she wouldnt bother being polite but shes like i want nico to like me so i will be nice this one time]

Heh. [a little popup in the corner of the screen says nimona approves] If you need backup, I've got so many weapons.

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[ nimona you fool, you are literally on his shoulder. but he sort of laughs. ]

Already? Where'd you even get those?

[sharkgirl]

[listen she's been on so many shoulders lately because people don't know what to do with a cat so maybe this is a fluke.

anyway, immediately:] Internet.

[or, well:] I spent all my tokens.

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[ HELP. ]

We just got them today? [ yeah guess what nerd hasn't spent his yet. ]

[sharkgirl]

[it's so nice to play a character who doesn't think more than five seconds into the future]

Yeah! And I wanted to know what they do. And now I know. Which is weapons, and trading cards, and Wonderballs.

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[ trade me. ]

Oh, yeah. Fox told me a little about the trading cards. I want to see those but...what's a Wonderball?

[sharkgirl]

[fuck no]

I've got a couple of them, but I gave one of them to Tama because it was of her. [wiggles.] The Wonderball is one of the things you can get. It has a random item in it. I got a fun one.

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That makes sense. Guess I'll ask Tama next time I see her. [ for a moment he just. kind of lets his brain go "so wouldn't it be a funderball?" and he internally sort of snickers at his own joke and then he thinks maybe it's best nobody can actually hear his thoughts. ]

Is this "fun in general" or "fun for Nimona to torture other people with"?

[sharkgirl]

[okay but she'd find that very funny, so.]

Same thing. [8D]

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Those are not the same thing. [ but he lets it slide as they approach a wall of rugs. ]

What's your favorite color anyway? We can start there.

[sharkgirl]

[she looks at him

and then down at herself, which is all pink, and then, flatly:]

Blue.

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[


reaches up and pokes her in the kitty-forehead. ]

Just because a person has a specific color motif doesn't mean it's their favorite. Pink rugs it is.

[sharkgirl]

[waugh

she laughs at that, batting at his finger with her paw]

I'm not very complex, dude, I like pink and I like blowing stuff up. [nyehehehe] It doesn't have to be exactly this shade.

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[ he withdraws his hand and sort of grins while he shakes his head. ]

I don't think that's really true. But I think you don't want to bother telling people you're more complex because they wouldn't believe you anyway. [ he says, kind of projecting, kind of picking up clues about nimona not caring about other people. ] Complex or not it doesn't matter. Your space should be a place you feel...comfortable, at least.

[ if not safe and happy. ]

Pink is pretty out of my wheelhouse, so you're gonna have to pick the shades you like best.

1/2

[sharkgirl]

[ALL OF THESE PEOPLE KEEP SEEING RIGHT THROUGH HER SHE'S GOING TO DIE

she just sort of. stares at him with her big, unblinking kitty eyes.]

I - right, yeah. [sorry about the claws that she digs into your shoulder, nico.]

[sharkgirl]

[immediately just throws all of that in the bin and turns to the rugs because she is RUNNING]

You would have trouble picking anything that isn't black. [quick, be mean] Or like, anything that looks like sadness and gives off laying on the floor at three AM vibes.

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[ he winces just a little from the claws but not noticeably so. yeah okay that's what he thought. he allows this dunk, too, if only because he can't even deny it. ]

Hey, you have your favorite color and I have mine. Plus I lie awake at 3am in my coffin, get it right.

[sharkgirl]

[thanks for letting her escape, nico]

Your coffin! You're not a vampire, I've seen you in the daylight! [throws her cat hands in the air]

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[ listen weird kids look out for weird kids. im glad she's just the epitome of the meerkat emoji. ]

How do you know I'm not a special kind of vampire? My place at home doesn't have windows specifically to block out the sun.

[sharkgirl]

[yeah this icon and :screma: are really the same thing]

... Fair, you could be a sun resistant vampire. [pokes his face with a claw. gently.] Let me see your teeth!

[squishes his face with her paws.]

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See? That's what I'm saying. [ he's grinning because this is funny, but kind of in the way people do when they're still not owning up to just being full of shit. he makes a face when her paws squish his cheeks, but he does smile?

it is possible that as a child of hades his teeth look a tiny bit sharper than average. i would believe nico would do this. but also no he's pretty normal. ]

A lot of people have been depowered here. Why wouldn't that include me?

[sharkgirl]

[she doesn't believe he's a real vampire for a second but she's so amused by this conversation and - well, how easy it is. he just goes with it. it's a novelty, to have someone to talk to.]

If you try and suck my blood I'm going to suplex you to the center of the earth. For the record. [teehee.] You should definitely try to eat that fox guy, I bet he's tasty.

[which one there are like 4]

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[ they are walking through aisles of rugs while this is happening, but it's obvious he's only half-watching where he's going. it's easy enough to joke around about things that don't mean much. also i truly went "which one" myself there are many foxes. ]

Luckily for you, my doctor has me on a strict no-blood diet. That may or may not include foxes.

[sharkgirl]

Booooo, that's no fun.

[makes a tblthththttht sound. somehow. she's a cat, i don't think cats have the ability to make this sound, but she does it anyway.]

Oh, wait, wait wait wait, that one. [points at one of the rugs]