HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES 🎃
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion...though you may have once known it as the Crimson Phoenix dorm. As you approach, you may find that the area is hardly recognizable. There are several tables set up outside hosting all sorts of activities, and at the front and center is a small, cheerfully crackling bonfire. Scattered around the outside are several fake tombstones with equally fake inscriptions painted on them and lit by soft glowing lights with various skeletons posed around the graveyard. In the front on the way to the main door is a twelve-foot skeleton dressed as a witch, and from here you can see three inflatable pumpkins on the roof. Approaching the dorm itself, you'll find that the outside has been decked out in lights and decor, and the inside is just as elaborate and extra. Terrible idea to give teenagers unlimited money and time on their hands, huh?
As you enter through the lobby, you'll find that you may be guided to enter a haunted maze. Adventurers beware...
...but for those of you who are more interested in the festivities upstairs, residents of Phoenix dorm will happily shuttle you up to the second floor in an elevator decked out with floating candles. Upon reaching this floor, you'll be greeted with the lounge. There are plenty of couches with red cushions and blankets for maximum comfort, and the entire floor is equally decorated. Various horror movies play on mute from the TV mounted against the wall, and music seems to reverberate throughout the dorm everywhere you go. Loud enough to enjoy, but not loud enough to disrupt conversation. Hanging from the ceiling there also appears to be a large pinata in the shape of the moon, a large wooden stick leaning against the wall with a bandana draped over the top...batter up!
The four bedrooms appear to be blocked off with caution tape, but the two bathrooms and the kitchen are open to everyone. And while there's a third floor...there's nothing of interest up there other than space and more decor to admire as you mingle.
The party's just getting started. Have fun and get spooky.

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except, wait. its legs are moving a little as they dangle over the side of the chair's arm, and it looks like its chest is rising and falling as if it's actually breathing. huh. that's weird.
also if it catches you looking at it, it waves.]
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the vader action figure is laughing. it's got the voice changer so the laugh sounds really weird.]
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You're like the perfect size to ride around in my mouth.
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Wow, so realistic.
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[except it's also got the vader voice changer as part of the costume. so it sounds like darth vader.]
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What's with the stupid voice...?
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A VILLAIN! [she shouts, but she's laughing a little so it's hard to take seriously, and also:] Can I have your autograph.
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he has a vader voice changer so it sounds really dumb]
You, too, huh?
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Yep. It hit me like an hour ago. I had to hitch a ride...
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even his little claws are painted black, a few silver rings on his fingers and a necklace on display. this is all to say that he's just staring at this action figure, arms folded over his chest as he just looks.
he does not wave back. he just looks exasperated. ]
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the vader action figure's arm just stops, like, mid-wave. it is staring. or at least it seems to be (it's hard to tell with the helmet on), since its head is pointed in nico's direction and absolutely fixated.
and then, sounding like darth vader because of course it's one of the costumes with a voice changer:]
...what an inconvenient time to be tiny.
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There...truly is someone who is determined to make me like this holiday less and less, I see.
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she pats him on the shoulder with the tip of her index finger, trying not to laugh. there, there.]
Someone's going to be in trouble.
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Enjoying the party, little guy?
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Oh, yeah. I'm having a blast. How about you?
[he sounds like darth vader, even, since this was a costume that included a voice changer.]
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Hey!